I wish I was in a Saved by the Bell episode.
That way, all my problems would dissolve in 24 1/2 minutes (excluding commercial time).

oy is a great name for a ska band. I don't want yes men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. -- Samuel Goldwyn "I don't fucking care." --Reel Big Fish "Love is why bad poets write bad poetry." --Wally Pleasant