Paul Weinman EVERY LAST COAL Men generally piss on their fires. Sure, they could throw lake's water or empty out canteens for safety's sake. Even the stale beer from last night but no, there's something about standing pants unzipped in masculine display of power with that full stream from hose that satisfaction of extinguishing what had been so warm, bright, sparks watched spiralling into the black - spitting ... hearing that sizzle. Now, carefully spraying every last coal until only a smelly smoke rises. Girl friends might giggle, but ask why. Wives have, or are just beginning to learn that generally, men piss on their fires.