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                        GIRLS ARE SCREWED UP

        Hello there to every man that is reading this artical.  I'm sure that 
you all can understand this artical.  Recently i've been procrastinating on  
this for some time so that I can type it in a comfortable way.  Now any 
woman may be disgusted by the title but I'm sure that they cal understand 
after a few paragraphs.  Now onto the explanation.
        Well when school started I was not dating anyone.  I haven't seen 
anyone since May, I have realized how horrible it was for a sixteen year old.
I went to my first period class which was chemistry and sat the second from 
the back and the second one over from the wall.  Now behind me was a very
attractive girl that was sort of grunge.  But the girl that was sitting 
against the wall all the way in the back was a short girl with long sandy
blonde hair and a ton of makeup.  Not only that but I thought that her legs
were pretty damn fine with a nice butt and huge bongos.  So I didn't say 
anything to her in that class but when I saw her in my study hall I took 
advantage and sat by her with the intension of bringing up a conversation.
        Well she seemed already in a deep conversation already talking to a 
friend of mine.  That didn't bother me for some odd reason, but I sat down 
and listened to what they were talking about and it was about how their 
summers were.  Listen indeed I did, hoping to find a little bit about her.
Well she fucked two guys and did a lot of drugs was all that I needed to 
hear.  Now at the age of 16 that was pretty good.  Althogh I was reluctant 
to say anything becuase I had done drugs and had stopped for personal 
reasons.  Now I thought that all she was doing was just making it sound as 
if she wanted to seem as though she had done more than she really did. NO!!
This fucking Nymph did crack, coke, heroine, and fucking XTC.  
        Not only that but she fucked 15 or more guys in a matter of a year. 
GOD THIS IS THE GIRL THAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!  Well the day that I 
was thinking of asking her out I instead blew up at her and called her a 
bitch and basically told her off.  We weren't going out before this but 
we kissed and hugged as if we were.  She would also sit on my lad and all 
that great wonderful things...... but NO SEX!  For some reason I was wanting 
to go back to her and so I did and she went out with some other asshole and 
came back to me and this another time with out SEX! 
        Why can't you girls make up your mind.  One other thing is that they 
can never make up their fucking mind.  If you say you are going to something 
then you should do it and then it will be over and done with.  You girls 
always telling the guys that the guy should open up, well I don't see any of 
you girls opening up to us.  Well maybe I will find a girl that is right for 
me.... maybe not.   
        Well if you are a girl, or now a girl that has these following 
requirements then have them send some E-Mail to a SKAB in the 516 area.  Here
we are: Sandy blonde to brown hair, with green or blue eyes, 5'8" to 6' tall,
likes there body and doesn't mind wearing a dress.  Wouldn't mind having sex 
once a week or every other day, but if you have to wait to know me before 
hand that it is fine.  they must like winter and likes the night and hates 
the bright sun.  Snowboarder or skier.  Likes fire places or fire in general.
ADnD player and DM.  Like Anime and Montey Python along with Horror movies. 

                                        Writen by Skab (aka Dasher)