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                        ¯Morbid Chem Teacher®

        You know in chem I have actually been paying attention in class.
 I have noticed something  about my chem teacher. He is verry morbid. 
 Let me tell you his storie about Potential Energy and Kenitic Energy.


 little diagram:
          \/chem teachers house
        ____
      /\____|    /\ -big boulder
 _____| |_+_|____\/_.A
                    \
                     \
                      \.B       \/neibors house 
                       \        _____
                        \ .C  /\_____|         
                         \____| |_+__|________________.D
        My chem teacher lives on top of a hill, and in his yard there is 
 a big boulder. The boulder is at point A where it has the most Potential
 Energy(PE). Now him and his neibor have some minor disagreements sometimes.
        One day as my Chem teacher arrives home his neibor starts a big
 arguement with him. My chem teacher gets really PO'ed. My Chem teacher
 then proceeds to go into his backyard and proceeds to push the boulder 
 off the hill. At point B the boulder has verry little PE, but has
 a lot of Kenitic Energy (KE). At point C it has no PE, but the most KE
 that it will. Now because the boulder has so much KE it will keep on rolling
 untill it reaches point D, but unfortiunatlly for his neibor his house is in 
 the way, so on its way to point C the boulder proceds to smash his house.
 The boulder finnally reaches point D, and has no more KE, but it has 
 quite a bit of PE now.



 Now if you ask me that storie is quite morbid. It is quite entertaing though 
 a littel later on I will tell you his storie about the gas laws. Although 
 it was entertaining the think that you really wanna ask yourself is do 
 you want this guy teaching my children how to mix chemicals. I mean if he is 
 going to be that morbid do you really want your kids learning thiss
 stuff?


                Till next time
                this ie Celest Warrior
                saying See YA SOOOOOOON!