-----( kLUNK's all purpose angst filled anarchy info filled phile

        Disclaimer: this file is meant to purposely make the reader lose
                    his/her hands by doing things that are very dangerous 
                    and highly illegal.

        This is what you do. If you want to contribute to kLUNK, you have
to do a few things. 

        a. you have to create a really k-rad txt file. This is either an
           article, short story, or poem. Also, if your the askee artistic
           type then you have to create a really nifty font saying 'klunk'
           It must be saved in ascii also. 

        b. You must contact me. There are a number of ways to do this. You
           can find me on #zines on irc. You can internet email me at
           (belial@crow.cybercomm.net) You can, and this I would suggest, =)
           call my board, avalon at .908.739.4274. or you can call either 
           of the distro sites. 

        c. Give the article or ascii to me. Then I will decide if it is going
           to go in kLUNK or not. If it does get into kLUNK then your name
           will be added to the member list (the most elite member list known
           to man) for that issue. 

        d. You have to phear m0gel@# that is a must to be in kLUNK. =) 

        After you do all this, you have to seal up the bottle, throw it at
the building you want destroyed and then you -have- to run like hell. If 
you are caught then you are screwed big time. Have fun and remember everyone
/Žnarchy rulez. 

        btw/ kLUNK is in need of someone to be the official kLUNK courier. 
To be this you have to be willing to call long distance, again refer to 'b'
up above. 

-eof-