ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ÛÛÛ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÕÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͸ Û Û Û Û Û ³A 'zine that explores everything that's wrong.³ ÛÛ Û Û Û ³This includes: Earth, America, labels, stupid ³ Û Û Û Û Û ³people, illiteracy, incompitance, mainstream, ³ Û Û Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ³ignorance, religion,annoying people,education,³ Y O U R S E L F ³and whatever else we can think of that's wrong³ #15 ÔÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ; December 1995 ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ISSUES/PROBLEMS... ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ -A D.I.Y. PROJECT. THE ONLY WAY TO DO STUFF.- ÝWhy Libertarianism Can'tÞ ÝWork, Officer Clinton, Þ -KILL YOURSELF IS ABSOLUTELY, DOUBTLESSLY FREE- Ýand Where to Put Faith! Þ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß -FUCK (C) AND ANY OTHER FORM OF TRADEMARKING - ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð SHORT STORIES/POETRY... Quote Of The Week... ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ McCROSKEY'S CORNER Ý"On The Elevator Going Þ ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ "The only difference ÝDown," "After-Thought," Þ ÝThe Truth About... Þ between Rush Limbaugh Ýand "A Story About Þ Ý "Country Music" Þ and a bucket of crap ÝMonkeys, Genitalia and Þ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß is the bucket." Ý Death" Þ ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ISSUES/PROBLEMS... ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³The following entry brought to you by Dave (IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu) ³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³PROBLEM 4932498 of 584375666 ³Libertariansim And Why It Can't Work ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ For the purpose of avoiding any mistruths, I've decided to take this from an advertisement for a T-shirt, from the zine Catch 22, which can be E-mailed at CATCH22PA4@aol.com, or snail mailed at: Catch 22 4915 Woodbury Dr. Erie, PA 16510-6413 rather than give my own idea of libertarianism... "Over eighteen and registered as a Democrat? Or, over eighteen and registered as a Republican? Both are the two biggest American political parties in the United States today. And will be the same two political parties who operate and make decisions on the individual liberties of local, state, and federal voters. Including taxpayers who are foeced to pay taxes to a government that they do not feel affiliated or represented by." "The beginnig of change comes from alternative issues, political affiliation, and most of all, government representation. A libertarian believes in eliminating government invasion to increase individual freedom. For this reason the party supports the veto and repeal of laws which may limit and control personal behavior. Libertarians favor a neutral foreign policy, legalizing victimless drugs, eliminating foreign aide, and withdrawal from the united nations. All these key issues would also greatly reduce taxes. Libertarians do not feel it is a question of being correct or incorrect to cut off help or assistance to other countries. They do however feel that the same people who favor unnecessary wars and supplication of tax dollars to foreign countries, shoudl be the same people who should have to pay for it." "In conclusion, take a look at whom you represent politically. Don't listen to what the government wants you to think and perceive. Start making decsions to help everyone. Together we can get rid of the dead wood, plant new seeds and develop a political spectrum that allows light for new ideas without wasted votes. Become part of a unified political organization which wants to listen to you. Most of all VOTE LIBERTARIAN!" ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³SOLUTION 4932498 of 584375666 ³Libertariansim And Why It Can't Work ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Great. Well why not cut foreign aid? Is it so wrong that we exploited other countries for years in order to gain economic prominence? Is this truly justification for aiding them? I should hope so. We have dramatically decreased production in other countries to be on top I think we at the very least owe them something. In another instance, how can this be a 'unified political organization' when reliance on everyone is required for any kind of research or technological advancement? Do you really think people will want to give up their well earned money to support something that doesn't effect them directly? Hell no. People's greed and personal gain won't dissappear by letting libertariansim lead their lives. Plus libertarian's want to see taxes dissappear. Well, that money is going to stay hidden in everyone's deep, deep pocket. Where is the common wealth? The working together to create solutions? How can you help everyone when everyone is still trying to blatantly play the game of greed? Money needs to be collected by the community to make change. Voluntary contribution will simply not work in such a capitalistic society and even if that changed, so few people will suddenly begin to care about the well being of everyone else. And if you think a majority of people actually do, heh, you need some serious education. ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³The following entry brought to you by jtb129@psu.edu ³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³PROBLEM 3128581 of 3820957 ³ Officer Clinton ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ DISCLAIMER: I am a biology major nor an english major so the style and skill of this article may be lacking. I'm sorry, if you don't like it take the advice of this zine's name. Although I did not see President Clinton's address to the nation the other night, I doubt if my opinion would have changed much. The United States cannot be the world's policeman. It said in the paper that Mr. Clinton has the same view but his is slightly perversed. He was quoted as saying "We cannot stop all war for all time but we can stop some wars." Just how will we decide which wars to stop? Maybe we can draw names out of a hat. The more likely course of action will to be intervene where the U.S. has some economic interest like in the Gulf War which would not have been necessary if we would have implemented programs to develop fossil fuel alternatives. That is a big enough problem itself. Getting back on track, it is safe to assume that the US will not be getting involved in efforts to stop any of our allies like Britain and France from making war with any future enemies. That would not be politicalyy favorable. ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³SOLUTION 3128581 of 3820957 ³ Officer Clinton ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Why does Clinton feel the need to stop the war in Bosnia and endanger American lives in the process. Sure there are atrocties being committed there but what about the atrocities of homelessness, hate crimes and Rush Limbaugh's TV show here at home? Shouldn't we concentrate on our own problems first? What if some nation more powerful than us had tried to stop us in Vietnam? We would have been pissed! Also, there is no way that stopping this war will solve the problem. The antimosities between the two factions have existed for far too long to just go away. The conflict will surely flare up again in the future. The only thing that kept tensions in check before was the communist dictatorship that was previously in place in Yugoslavia. Let us not forget what happened when we stuck our nose into Lebanon, it got shot off. One interesting side note to this. If our troops do get involved in fighting in Bosnia, it will be the first time in 50 years that America will fight against white people. Maybe Clinton just figures that it is about time? ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³The following entry from hopefully Dean Topolie (par72@saturn.execulink.com)³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³PROBLEM 1735127 of 2984903 ³ Put Your Faith Where It Belongs! ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ First of all I think this is a great forum for people's with a different frame of mind. My opinion on religon has been formed truely over the last couple of years. I use to be one of the people who would go to church every sunday and listen to the mind numbing sermons put to me by ancient men with even older ways of thinking. I grew out of that and began the long road of trying to find the religon that was right for me. After Buddism, Yoga, Hinduism, and a couple of others I came to realize that all religion is wrong. I realize that is a pretty strong statement but read me out. The problem is that with religon we hope and pray that something greater will come and fix our problems. Wich first off is so counter productive I don't know where to begin! So I will begin with the only solution I can think of. ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³SOLUTION 1735127 of 2984903 ³ Put Your Faith Where It Belongs! ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ I'm not saying to bouycot the church, mosche or temple. What I'm saying is to put your belief where it will do the most good. In our fellow human beings. Think on this: The stream behind your house is polluted, how will it be cleaned through prayer , wishing or by the all mighty hands of people who care. I believe that the only way the human race is going to advance on a spiritual level is by this way. ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð SHORT STORIES/POETRY... ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³The following from Robert W. Howington (Robert_W._Howington@hud.gov)³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³ "On The Elevator Going Down" ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ a woman told her friend it took "a lot of blood, sweat and tears" to earn the ankle-length fur coat she had on. "Think of all those animals they tortured and skinned alive," I said outloud from the other side of the packed car, "so that this materialistic bitch could strut down the street showing off." Everybody in there looked at me. A few nodded their heads and some other rolled their eyes. The look the woman and her friend gave me and the one I gave them back made words unnecessary. The elevator reached bottom and opened. I stuck out my arm and said to the woman and her friend, "Ladies, first." Their stares and their bodies didn't budge. So I made the rest of their day a pisser. ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³The following entry brought to you by Crista C. Williams ³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³ "After-Thought" ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Maybe We would have Lasted longer If I hadn't opened MY legs So fast It's harder To hurt A person Than it is To fuck A cunt ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³The following entry brought to you by Anonymous ³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³ "A Story About Monkeys, Genitalia and Death" ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I don't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then i had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they liked them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So, I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys. ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ McCROSKEY'S CORNER ³ ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³ "Country Music" ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Please send all responses to lamont@CPCN.COM Hello again loyal McCroskey's Corner readers. I'm sorry that there has not been much, if any, sexist stuff in the corner, but I've found it necessary to undergo a slight personality change (for now). But I still write what's going through my head, whether it's serious or just a bunch of B.S. You know what's always been going through my head? Country music. But don't take that the wrong way, I mean that in the sense that I've always been wondering what the point is. To me, all music has purpose. Rave stuff is for dancing, ska's just the greatest music around, punk makes me laugh or it gets a message across, rap is for chillin' wit' da homies, classical music puts me to sleep, alternative is great for tripping, death metal is for being pissed off or lifting weights, soft rock is when you're with a woman and you're trying to set the mood and you're putting the moves on her but she's saying 'no' and that she just wants to be friends and you tell her how much you've always liked her and that you'd like to be the man in her life but she says that she just doesn't feel right and that she's sorry and then she leaves and you just sit there staring at the wall wondering if you're just a geek or ugly or if you're just so great that girls just want to be friends with you and nothing more then you realize just how much pain women have inadvertently put you through and that's about when you decide that you depsise most women for being nothing more than teases with their tight clothes and their pretty faces and their legs and the cute little things they do... But then there's country music. For the longest time I could only watch TNN and only hope to decipher the secret, but I could never figure it out. It's as though country's sing in another language. It's so alien to me. It doesn't make me sick like it used to, though. Every time I used to hear country music I'd get sick to my stomach. Now I just listen to it because it's so weird. I belive I;ve figured it out, though. One day some friends and I were having a soda at a loca deli discussing the matter. After we figured out the point of alternative music (I didn't know at the time because I hadn't used and drugs up to that point), we moved on to the real (what?) brain-teaser, country. 2 A&W cream sodas later, we had the answer. Country music is for beating your spouse! It fits right in. You come home for work, the dog starts sniffing your crotch, and all you wanna do is relax. You put on the coutry, slide your boots off, and lay back in your duck-taped pleather recliner. Then the wife comes in. She starts off bad by telling you that the beer's gone since she had some fiends over earlier (MALE friends). Then she starts her bitching and moaning about how you don't show her any love any more. About that time, you notice that the dog just crapped all over the carpet right in front of the TV. And guess WHO was supposed to clean it up but just watched some talk-show about how women should stand up to men and at LEAST be an equal. Now the whole room stinks and you're wondering why you married her and bought that damned dog anyways. That's about when you decide you've had enough and she needs another 'lesson.' It all goes together, folks. Country music IS for wife-beating. I can listen to the stuff now and it's no longer a mystery. I need to find something that's good for redneck-beating, though. You'll need to E-Mail me your opinions on what's in the corner, AND you need to tell me if you know of any good redneck-beatdown music! ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿There are so many groups of similar ideas labeled and put people ³IN CLOSING:³into such distinct categories. It's time we combine thoughts. ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙCompromise. With so many differences in opinions a solution can never be reached, and with so many different opinions, people don't consider the most important thing in the American economy, jobs. It's not your fault you can't get a job even if a fat bigot who gets his own show on FOX tells you so. Don't give up because you can't get hired, but don't leech off the government permanently. It is the government's job to get you employed and you have to banter with them until you get to that position. Becoming a vegetable won't make the difference that needs to be made. Shape up, wake up, listen up, but don't, do not let things get too bad for you and most of all, organize. Anything else is not going to matter. Be a part of something that can make a difference, the conditions of labor or the existence of labor. Without a loud mouth, in this society what is there left to do? KILL YOURSELF! ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³DISTRIBUTION IS AS FOLLOWS:³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ E-MAIL: * IAMHOLTZ@oak.grove.iup.edu * BEAN@cpcn.com FTP: * ftp.eng.ufl.edu/incoming * etext.archive.umich.edu/pub/Zines/KillYourself * ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/KillYourself * locust.cic.net/pub/Zines/KillYourself GOPHER: * gopher://gopher.etext.org/11/Zines HTML: * http://hops.cs.jhu.edu/~mbk/killyourself.html (homepage) * http://www.etext.org/Zines/KillYourself ðððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððððð