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 -+ dIzK1AmUr +-

        you read an article in jonas, yes?  you like it, yes?  you get
 offended by the views contained within this magizine, yes?  well, too
 fuckin' bad.  i don't care.  you've been warned: some of the views contained
 within this magizine can and will be offensive.  jonas contains some of the
 most vile and gut-wrenching stories and editorials you may ever find, be
 afraid; be very afraid.

        if, by the off chance, you get hurt via something you did after
 reading an issue of jonas, we're not responsible for your stupid pranks.  it
 doesn't matter much, anyway, we don't print many of them anarchy files.
 actually, we do print _some_ anarchy-ish files, but well, they're really
 stupid and silly. if you are really, really, stupid.

 -+ wAnNa wRiTe? +-

        wanna write for jonas?  well, as long as its well written, and
 doesn't pertain to the legalization/growing of drugs, or the ansi scene,
 then most likely we'll take it.  just be awared -- everything that is
 submitted becames instant property of jonas electronic magizines
 incorporated.  also, everything that is submitted its subject to my harsh
 editing (including justification, gramitical changes, changing everything to
 lowercase, and anything else i deem fit to do to your work.  if there are
 any misspellings that you did on purpose, just let me know.), and everything
 submitted is not gaurented to be printed in an issue of jonas.  it depends
 on whether or not i like it; but, you have seen jonas, alot of what i get
 goes in, regardless.  :)

        if you'd like to submit, contact us;

        first, most preferable, upload your work to avalon, jonas world head
 quarters.  avalon is reached at (908) 739/4274.  there is a guest account
 available, via the matrix.  you can download the latest issue of jonas,
 write me mail, and upload you work.  hows that for elite?

        you can email us, too.  email to: belial@raven.cybercomm.net..  its
 not my account, its my friends, i will have my own account back by the next
 issue.

        also; you may wanna call the jonas vmb @ (800) 314/8885, box 585.
 let me know that you wanna write, and leave a note stating where i can get
 your work.  (no, i don't call long distance, so, it better be somewhere i
 can reach you on the 'net, or else bubba.)

 -+ wAnA SiTE? +-

        yes, i do have distribution sites.  i sorta scrapped my old site
 list, mainly because i didn't keep a good track on them.  h0h0.  so, just
 reach me in one of the ways above, and let me know that you want a site, and
 give me your bbs name, number, software, affiliations, and orientation
 (text, art, et al).  don't forget to give me your name!@

 -+ wH0Ze Ze mEmbERzZ? +-

        well, i cut the member list, to only include those people who have
 contributed since issue nine, so, without further ado, the people that we
 love for doing us articles:

        akira, belial, black francis, data ruckus, edicius, fake scorpion,
 radigan, rattle, shadow tao, superdave, and last, and definally least,
 terminal velocity.. .

        we can't forget those artists!

        belial, black francis, diehard, eerie, grey hawk, lucifer, scandal,
 and twisted terrorist.. .

        don't forget spiff, for all of his coding that he did for me, too.

        as far as sites go;

        world head quarters :: avalon :::::::::::: (908) 739/4274
        celtic head quarters : the north star :::: (908) 264/5042

        distribution site :::: comtec :::::::::::: (410) 437/3858
        distribution site :::: full metal jacket : (203) 531/7626
        distribution site :::: terminal frost :::: (808) 487/6812

        ftp distro site ::: ftp://rush.dayton.net/pub/zines/jonas
        ftp distro site ::: ftp://ftp.fc.net/pub/deadkat/incoming
        ftp distro site ::::: ftp://ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/Jonas
        (the ftp.etext.org one isn't a real dir, yet, but they
        will make it soon.  :>

        (i can't verify whether or not the non-908 boards are still up -- its
 your long distance call, bucko.)

 -+ gIMmE dEm wARezZ! +-

        thats it.  read the 'zine, enjoy it.  send your letters of query,
 comments, and hate to edicius; he luvz it.

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