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No.  Title                                                             Author
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000. The Durex Corporate Index (The file you are now reading)            DB
001. Irrelevant Prose Volume 1: Some Shorts                              RT
002. Irrelevant Prose Volume 2: Boxer Shorts                             RT
003. Irrelevant Prose Volume 3: The Fields of Farmer Brown               RT
004. A Bedtime Story                                                     SB
005. Elementary School Tales Volume I                                    SB
006. The Book of Egg: The Gospel According to Lem                        TH
007. The Parable of the Inherent Holiness of Toast                       RT
008. A Retelling of the Horror Classic: The Monkey's Paw                 FH
009. Snarfpoems Volume I: Falling Alien Cow Data                         SB
010. Bible Black and Walrus Tusks                                        SB
011. The Test                                                            WA
012. An Old Battery Collection                                           MB
013. The Pack                                                            SR
014. Failed Telewriting Experiments Volume I:  The Chouler               SB
015. Secrets of the Electric Eels and Other Mysteries Unravelled         SB
016. Warriors, Colts and Treestumps: Sexcerpts from "Bosi and Herraud"   RT


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     DB      DBC Collective                  SB      Snarfblat
     FH      Fishead                         SR      Steppenrazor
     MB      Moses Blumensteil               TH      T.E.H.O.
     RT      Random Tox                      WA      Wally Acapesak

     
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