digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkne Subject: Digital Darkness Jizz Disk #1 By: The Smiling Bandit, with help from Craqhore Thank you for taking the time to download Digital Darkness Jizzdisk #1. This special issue of Digital Darkness e-zine is totally dedicated to one of the users on Digital Darkness BBS, Multiscan. When he first came on my board, his handle was Pimp Hacker. He claimed to be the best hacker in the world... Read the chat logs and see if this is the way an awesome hacker would ask for help. He's 13. And he hit on my sister before he could drive, and before he had seen her... Pretty fux0ring stupid. But I don't want to give you an impression of him. Read for yourself. This document has been edited only to add who was talking. I'd like to thank Craqhore for keeping these files on his hard drive, because I would have lost them in the crash. If have a special topic or person that you want us to do a jizz disk about, e-mail me either on Digital Darkness or at spamman@erols.com. -The Smiling Bandit Pit Labs, Digital Darkness 97 digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkne 10:49 am Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: sfa ------------------------------------ tsb> What's up? m> Nothing much. tsb> Uhhh. okay.. m> How do you install a door game? tsb> Read the docs. m> I did, I still don't understand. I spent all last night reading those damn docs, they actually helped out. tsb> Of course. That's why they were written. What are you trying to install? m> The door game? tsb> Yeah. What is it. m> Hold up, 2100a104 tsb> Does it have a normal name? m> The Awakening tsb> Ohhh... Yuck... I think I have that. What part of installation are you having problems with? m> How do you get the door game to run on the part of the bbs called "online games"???? tsb> Here, I'll let you see mine. m> Thankx. 10:53 am Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> Cmdkeys is the type of drop file you want to use. Right now it's set for chain.txt tsb> The next line is the path to the main file. m> I don't have chain.txt dorinfo.deh or door.sys, so what do I do? tsb> The flag DC creates chain.txt when it shells to dos. m> I thought the command keys should be set at DG instead of DC. tsb> Don't think. 10:54 am Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> You can do that too, but you have to set the door up to look for door.sys instead of chain.txt m> Ok, so if I set the command keys at DC, it will automatically creat chain.txt? tsb> Yeah. Make sure that's what the door wants, or use a different one. Most ask for the path too. m> Ok then. Also, what's up with your new Society of Digital Crimes crap? tsb> IT's a new hacking group. m> Are you in it? tsb> Why would I distro the apps if I wasn't? m> Is this an online group, or do you guys have actual meetings and stuff? tsb> We meet on IRC and talk through e-mail. It's safer that way. m> That ANSi sucks. tsb> So. m> And could you please take away that moron ansi, it pisses me off. [Ed note: He's talking about an ansi I made that only he saw EVERY time he logged on. It said 'Hi moron' in big green letters. -tsb] tsb> I think it's pretty damn funny. m> Ummm, even for the 10th time I've logged on? tsb> Well, I don't see it that much. ;) m> Oh yeah, one more question. How do you set up a system bulletin? tsb> Uhhh... What part are you having trouble with? m> All of it! tsb> Oh god... Okay, you've got to make a menu for the files, and inside the menu, have... Fuck it, I'll show you. 10:58 am Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> The cmdkey is -f to type a file, and the option is the path to the file. m> Why do you have 7 commands? tsb> I have alot of different bulletins. m> Oh, that's right. How did you learn this? tsb> I read the docs. m> Jesus, I'm the kinda learner that has to SEE to learn, not READ. tsb> I'm both. m> I hate reading, it suckz ass water. tsb> Reading is awesome, but I'm not getting into this arguement with you AGAIN. [Ed note: we had argued for awhile before about reading. He claimed that he was the world's best hacker, yet he can't read. Reading is part of being a hacker... -tsb] m> Ummm, ok. Wanna call up my board? tsb> No, I gotta run my friend over to play some tennis, then I'm going to check out the new hard drives at computer city. m> Wow, you don't seem like a person that would run this kind of board. I mean you play football, you play tennis, and you have a life. I only hang out with friends like twice a week and that's on weekends. That's why you never see me calling your board on Saturday and Sunday. tsb> Well, as I said, I gotta run. m> Ok, do you have more uploading to do? tsb> Of course. As soon as I get the HD. 12:41 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: SuP d00d? ------------------------------------ tsb> What's up? m> Whew, you're here. I need your bbsmenu.mnu file, could you send it to me? tsb> Why do you need it? m> Mine accidentally got deleted. tsb> How did you manage that? m> I overwrote it with an ansi. [Ed note: How the hell could you over write a .MNU file with a .ANS file? -tsb] tsb> uh huh. m> So may I have yours? tsb> I guess. m> Thankx. tsb> I don't see it on my system. m> It's a .mnu file. tsb> I kind of figured that since that was the extension you put the 1st time. => User disconnected 12:52 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> What's up? m> Sorry, my sister picked up. Anyways, do you have a file called bbslist.mnu? tsb> That's not the file you asked for. m> I think that might be the one. tsb> Yeah. I have it. m> Could you send please? tsb> I guess. m> Thankx. 12:54 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> There. m> Thankx, also, about the door games, it still won't work. Do I have to have chain.txt in the directory where the door game is in? tsb> Try it and see if it works. m> I did, it won't work. tsb> Then why did you ask? m> I don't know, just to see if I was doind it correctlyh or not. tsb> That worked for some of my games. m> Do I have to specify where chain.txt is located? tsb> Yeah. Most games ask for that in their setup. m> Could I have temporary SysOp access to take a quick look at yours? tsb> My menu item or what? m> Yep. 12:57 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ m> My toggle menu doesn't look like yours. tsb> I changed the colors. m> No, I mean the whole thing. tsb> Ummm... Okay... m> Could you help me out? tsb> I'm about to order a pizza. m> Well, you can call why they are delivering. tsb> You'll let me? How kind of you. => User disconnected 1:00 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> wait. m> Ummm, why? tsb> he's on the phone right now, ordering a pizza m> Oh, I'm sorry. tsb> don't worry about it man m> Wait, are you on the phone ordering the pizza? tsb> no, he is tsb> I'm on the computer talking to u m> Who is ordering the pizza here? tsb> he is m> Who is HE? tsb> the smiling bandit m> Oh, who is this? tsb> his friend from out of town m> What's your name? tsb> I'm not on his board m> Are you the friend from Illinois? [Ed note: Looks like he's been taking notes on me... -tsb] tsb> yep m> Oh, okay. m> Ummm, do you know anything bout puters? tsb> I had a nintendo once when I was little m> Hehehe, that says everything. tsb> yep tsb> I can type though, and that's about it m> That's kewl. tsb> ujmmm. uh huh m> Is he still ordering? tsb> I'm back. m> Oh, hey. m> My sister picked up again, she's a biotch. tsb> Uhhh... Okay... m> Stop doing that. tsb> Uhhh... Okay... tsb> What's her name? m> Umm, why? tsb> I want to jump her. m> What?! tsb> I'm kidding. m> Ok. Anyways, could you call up my board and help my desperate ass? tsb> No. I'll help the rest of you, but not your ass. m> Ok. My dick. tsb> Uh... No... m> Ok, my bbs. => User disconnected 1:12 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> fas? m> Sorry. You didn't call up my board. tsb> the pizza's here m> That can't be, it usually takes 30 minutes for a pizza to arrive. [Ed note: I don't really live next to the pizza place, I just didn't want to call his shitty little board, Pimp Caverns. -tsb] tsb> We live right next to the pizza place. m> My bad, can you call anyways? tsb> Not right now. I'm hungry as shit. m> Can your friend help me out? tsb> yeah. m> Seriously!? He can help me put up a door game? m> Hello? m> Bandit, you here? tsb> no m> Can your friend help me out or not!? tsb> yeah, I'm here tsb> I can help ya tsb> what do u need tsb> ? m> Can you set up a board game for me? tsb> ummmmm. why would I want to set up a board game for ya m> I mean door game. tsb> why would I want to help u tsb> do u even know who I am? m> Yep, your Bandit's friend from illinois. tsb> no, he's upstairs tsb> I'm his other friend he he he m> Where do you come from? tsb> Centerville m> What's your handle? tsb> $ado [Ed note: Not really, he's still my friend from IL, but what Moron doesn't know can be funny. Sado- Sorry for impersonating you. -tsb] m> Seriously!?!?! You are elite. tsb> yeah, but stop using that gay word tsb> Whah'tat that's from the movie hackers, and that movies gay m> Sorry about that, do you know who I am? tsb> yeah, your board sux m> You've never even called before. tsb> I know, I've seen ith through the Smiling bandits computer tsb> I've seen a log file m> Why do you think my board suckz? tsb> It's just pretty generally lame/ m> Why is that? tsb> poor content m> Ok, I'm only 13, you probably know that from all STD members, right? tsb> yeah, sure, whatever u say m> Have you ever heard of me before? tsb> yeah, everyone says what a fag u are m> Like who? tsb> like winter angel [Ed note: In real life, she was one of the few people that gave him another chance. Now she too hates him. -tsb] m> And who else? tsb> Craqhore m> Why do they think that? tsb> cause u suck tsb> I'll ask them. m> k m> Listen, I've seen some of your ANSis. They are kewl. tsb> I know m> I doubt this, but could you make me a logoff.ans for --=PimP CavernZ=--? tsb> maybe, if I have time m> Thankx, but seriously, why do they think I'm a fag? tsb> cause you act like one tsb> sand nigger m> go onHello? tsb> what m> Why do they think I'm a fag? tsb> cause u act like one m> How would you know? tsb> I heard about u m> What do you mean? tsb> I mean people say u suck m> bad]WH I m> WHY IS THAT!? tsb> cause you've read a couple files, and u think your elite m> whatever m> Who said that shit?! tsb> no one, but u act like it m> I don't think that Winterangel and Craqore said I'm a fag, you are just making up that shit just to annoy me. [Ed note: True... but they'll say it eventually. -tsb] tsb> boy, that sounds like a good story, but then again, how would u know what they think of u, cause all u do is sit at home and think about how damn elite that u are m> I don't think that! m> Exasperation is not kewl. tsb> u aren't cool tsb> and stop spelling cool kewl m> Listen, I don't know what I did, but I don't think it's adkjfalsfkj [Ed note: My friend did a DAMN good job impersonating Sado. If I didn't know better, I would think he's the real thing. -tsb] => User disconnected 1:30 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> this is $ado tsb> what do u want m> I want to know why you keep putting me down. tsb> cause u r thirteen tsb> and u suck m> Winterangel doesn't think I'm a fag. If she did, why did she invite me over to LBH's house? tsb> cause they all wanted to beat u m> For what reason? tsb> cause u suck m> I think you're just saying this shit to piss me off cause I'm 13. tsb> is it working? m> Yep. tsb> good, then I'm having fun m> So am I right? tsb> no, I really do hate u with a passion m> Why!? Whatever I did, I don't know what, I'm EXTREMELY sorry. tsb> shut up and stop whining m> I don't where you tsb> speak english m> I don't where you got the idea that I think I'm all elite. tsb> cause u say it all the time m> Where!? tsb> anywhere m> How the hell would you know!? tsb> cause I'm psycho m> You must be. tsb> are u calling me psycho? m> No, you are calling yourself psycho and I'm backing up that theory. tsb> so u think I'm psycho, I see how it is tsb> you're a little punk m> Listen, I'm very sorry, I just want to be friends, is that cool with you? tsb> hey, you're learning, u spelled cool right tsb> I might think about it tsb> or maybe I won't m> Listen, just to make everything clear, I never once called myself elite, it was STD members that called me elite. Ofcourse I didn't object to that, [Ed note: If they ever did say that, it was in jest. -tsb] tsb> see, that's where you're wrong, u did say that u were elite, and STD members don't think u r elite, cause I know them, and they think you are annoying m> Why am I annoying? tsb> your personality tsb> you were born that way or somthing m> Well, ok, I'm sorry. tsb> u better be tsb> and yes u are sorry m> Did STD members say that I called myself elite? tsb> blah blah blah tsb> yes they did m> That is totally wrong. I don't think about myself as much anything but yes, I admit it, a computer nerd. tsb> um ok tsb> why are u telling me this, do I look like a shrink m> No, I don't think so. tsb> u better not think so tsb> hey, I can't stand talking to u anymore, so I'm going m> Don't go. tsb> why should I stay tsb> do u like being insulted m> No, but I like talking to you for some s tsb> wait, r u hitting on me? m> NO! tsb> u better not be tsb> I'll come over there and beat u like a red headed step child if u are hitting on me [Ed note: Don't think we're going to catch the REAL Sado saying that. -tsb] m> Umm, ok then. 1:38 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: sfds ------------------------------------ tsb> what do u want!!!!!!!!!!!!! m> I beg earnestly to speak with the Smiling Bandit. tsb> look he's on the phone u moron, m> Listen, I just want to be friends ok? tsb> no m> Why not? tsb> I don't know, I just think its fun making fun of u m> Have you ever heard of a fag named Mad Man? tsb> nope tsb> bOutk, anyway here is the smiling bandit, it's been an experience talking to u m> Hey. tsb> What's up? m> $ado keeps putting me down for damn reason. tsb> Imagine that. m> Why does he hate me? tsb> He just flat doesn't like you. I don't know why. That's strange, I can't think of anything I could have done to upset him. From what I've heard from other STD members, he's supposed to be cool. tsb> He's fucking awesome. Not towards me unfortunately. tsb> Oh well. m> Could you seriously as him why he doesn't like me? I mean seriously. tsb> He just left. Going to smoke up I think. m> Weed? tsb> I dunno. Some drug. m> When you refer to "smoking up" it is usually weed. tsb> I know. But I'm not sure what he's into right now. Might be weed. m> Well then, is he a hacker? tsb> Yeah. m> Do you know what he has hacked before? tsb> No. m> Then how would you know he's a hacker? tsb> cause he's cool. He hangs with all the hackers, and they all think he's elite m> Did he actually see my board, or was he making that shit up to annoy me? tsb> I dunno. I gave the log of my BBSing to someone. I don't remember who. m> What do you mean? tsb> I logged everything that happened, and gave it to someone. m> From MY bbs? tsb> From a bunch of BBSs m> Why? tsb> Why not? m> Why?! m> What's the fucking point of that? tsb> Don't get pissed at me mother fucker. m> Sorry, but what is the point of that? tsb> Show them some of the BBSes in the area, so they can see what they want to call, and which ones are not worth the time. m> But mine wasn't officially up yet! tsb> Well, you don't have a number yet so don't worry about it. m> Could you call now? tsb> I guess. m> Thankx, you're a lifesaver. m> Well? tsb> Well what? m> Are you gonna call or what? tsb> I can't. m> You just said you could. tsb> I can't. m> Why is that? tsb> You're on here. m> You can press /h can't you? Oh, wait, how do you quickly turn off chat call paging? tsb> Scroll lock. m> That's it, you just press scroll lock? tsb> yep. m> Ok, call now. => User disconnected 2:19 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: sUp d00d? ------------------------------------ tsb> What? m> You didn't call my board. 2:20 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ m> You didn't call 2:20 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ [Ed note: Here we fucked with him for a while, chatting and immediately ending chat. You could tell he was getting pissed... -tsb] 2:22 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: Why did you turn chat call paging off? You're he ------------------------------------ tsb> yes tsb> it's off m> Why? tsb> cause I'm trying to eat again m> Why!? And how come you kept chatting and leaving? tsb> I wasn't, it was my sister tsb> she didn't know what she was doing m> Oh, ok. Why didn't you call? tsb> got to go, I'm going to D.C. right now, have fun at home m> Fuck you. tsb> ok by by then m> Fuck you. 6:06 pm Mon Jul 22, 1996 Recorded with user: Moron Chat reason: please reply, i need to tell you something important. ------------------------------------ tsb> What's up? m> Is this Bandit? tsb> Yeah. m> I can't believe you got Craqhore and $ado mad at me you jerk! tsb> Scuse me? m> THE ONLY REASON $ADO AND CRAQHORE ARE MAD AT ME IS BECAUSE OF YOU! [Ed note: Actually, Craqhore just plain didn't like him... Sado probably didn't even know he existed... -tsb] tsb> So? m> SO?!!!?!?!?!?! WHY DID YOU TALK SO MUCH TRASH ABOUT ME?! tsb> I didn't say shit. m> YOU SAID THAT AFTER HELPING ME PUT UP MY BOARD, I STILL INSULTED YOU AND BOSSED YOUR ASS AROUND, WHY ARE YOU TELLING EVERYBODY THAT LAME SHIT?! tsb> They said something about you. I added. And you can't say that's not true. HOW THE FUCK DID I BOSS YOUR ASS AROUND? GIVE ME 3 EXAMPLES!? tsb> Call my board NOW. Call my board NOW. Call my board NOW! Don't be lame. Be kewl. I'm just 13. Take me by the hand and teach my to set up a BBS. m> DUDE, HOW COME YOU TOLD THEM SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT ME?! NOW THEY HATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! tsb> So far, you've been a lamer. Prove otherwise, and I'll tell them I was wrong. m> NO, NO, NO, YOU ARE THE LAMER. IF YOU WERE KEWL, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE OPENED YOUR MOUTH TALKING BEHIND MY BACK. NOW CRAQHORE AND $ADO HATE ME! tsb> If you were there I would have said the same shit. m> WHY? tsb> It's true. I never lie. They asked about you. I told. m> WHY DID THEY ASK ABOUT ME? tsb> They wondered about what you chatted with me about since you chat with every other sysop. m> AND THEN THAT'S WHEN ALL THE LAME TALKING STARTED, RIHGT? tsb> Uh, yeah. m> I NEVER BOSSED YOU AROU tsb> BS you did too. => User disconnected 3:53 pm Tue Jul 23, 1996 Recorded with user: Pimp Hacker Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> What's up? m> Is that a macro? tsb> Yeah. m> Ummm, why did you talk trash behind my back? tsb> I thought we already went over this. m> Yeah, but $ado hates my guyz! tsb> No he doesn't. m> How would you know that, he was trash talking me right in front of your face. tsb> That was Mark. m> Who's that? tsb> My friend from Illinois. m> Was $ado really over at your house? tsb> Nope. He's only been he => User disconnected 4:33 pm Tue Jul 23, 1996 Recorded with user: Pimp Hacker Chat reason: SuP d00d? ------------------------------------ tsb> what m> How come it toulk 4 rings? tsb> because I was in windows m> Why? tsb> because i felt like it m> Why? 4:34 pm Tue Jul 23, 1996 Recorded with user: Pimp Hacker Chat reason: Sorry ------------------------------------ m> Sorry. tsb> this is actually the SB sister m> That I was just talking to as well? tsb> yeah m> Remember me? tsb> yes the stalker m> What the fuck!? tsb> just kidding m> How come he thinks that? tsb> because you call here 20000 times a day m> Ummm, ok then. Are you sexy? tsb> why m> Just wondering if you were one of those girls that has sex a lot, or one of those girls that shoves shampoo bottles up her pussy. [Ed note: DAMN HE'S SMOOTH! -tsb] 4:37 pm Tue Jul 23, 1996 Recorded with user: Pimp Hacker Chat reason: Sorry again. ------------------------------------ m> Ummm, sorry. tsb> you are a little young for me m> How would you know how old I am? tsb> because I have listened to many of the conversations you have with my bro m> Sorry about that, that was my gay friend speaking to you, this is Multiscan. [Ed note: Remember, he said he doesn't have friends on weekdays. -tsb] tsb> ahhh m> He thinks that when a person chats on a BBS, everything is out of perspective. tsb> really m> Yes, a little TOO much out of perspective from what I just saw on the screen about the shampoo bottle. tsb> yeah m> He is perverted. tsb> no kidding m> Hehehe, anyways, do you know a lot about computers? tsb> not really I have learned alot from my bro though m> Did you make him teach you, or one night did he just tell you all of the commands to Renegade? tsb> kinda a little at a time most of it is just common sense though [Ed note: My sister is by no stretch of imagination a computer person. Yet she can handle using my board, which our friend Moron can't seem to handle. -tsb] m> So are you saying you wanted him to teach you about computers? tsb> maybe it is a good thing to know m> Well, do you know what kind of board your brother is running? tsb> what do you mean what kind you mean what it has on it? m> Yes. tsb> yeah hacking and many other stuffs m> Do your parents know? tsb> yep m> They don't care that your brother is running an illegal board!? tsb> how is it illegal m> I don't know, it just has files that tell you how to fuck up computers and info on credit card fraud, and info on making bombs, you tell me! [Ed note: You can tell he doesn't have the hacker mindset. Information is not wrong. Use of it is. -tsb] tsb> well i guess they havent seen all of that but they saw something on drugs in there and got pretty pissed m> Do your parents examine this board? tsb> no just look at it when someone is one it m> Well, did they make Bandit take down the drug file base? tsb> no they just asked what it was and he told them it wasnt harmful or something like that m> IT GIVES INFO ON MAKING DRUGS!!!! YOUR PARENTS BOUGHT THAT CRAP?! [Ed note: Info on making drugs? Please... We just talked about drugs... -tsb] tsb> I guess they are very gullible at times m> Do they know about the credit card generators? tsb> no m> Do you care that he has a board like this? tsb> naw it is really none of my business m> I think it is, if he's YOUR brother, and he runs a board like this, he could get his ass arrested! tsb> oh well I mean it is really his thing to do not mine I dont even know how to get on here m> How old are you? tsb> 16 m> So you can drive? tsb> yeah m> How old is Bandit? tsb> 17 almost 18 m> He drives? tsb> yea m> Do you guys go to the same highschool? tsb> yes Centreville m> Is your brother popular, answer truthfully. tsb> ummm.....I dont know m> Are you popular? tsb> no m> Do you have a boyfriend? tsb> no I am too shy to be popular m> Is that different with BAndit? tsb> yeah he is really outgoing except with girls he really likes then he gets a little shy [Ed note: She wins the understatement of the year award. -tsb] m> Does he have a girlfriend? tsb> not right now m> Did he have one? tsb> yea m> I don't mean to be perverted or anything, ok, this is a straightforward question, but have you ever had sex before? Don't leave, it is a straghtforward question. [Ed note: He seemed to get off on this question. He was always asking about Winterangel and Lord Black Heart's relationship. -tsb] tsb> NONONo I would never until I am married I would be terrified if i ended up pregnant before i got out of school m> There is a little product called a condom that is very useful you know. m> That's the whole point. tsb> ha ha yes I know but you cant always count on that because they dont always work m> Umm, does Bandit hate me? tsb> no m> Does he consider me a friend? tsb> I dont know m> I bet this is Bandit. tsb> no m> Fine, you want to go out some time? tsb> I told you you are too young for me m> Do you even know how old I am? tsb> 13 m> Who told you!? tsb> I said I read alot of the stuff on here and I was here yesterday when you and Bandit were talking m> Yeah, he was being a dick. He told $ado I insulted him and bossed him around. m> I never did that. tsb> well I dont know about any of that m> Do you read the chat logs about me and Bandit? tsb> sometimes if they are interesting m> Does Bandit ask you to? tsb> no m> So you just read the chat logs for fun? tsb> I browse through them m> Does Bandit chat with anyone else on this board besides me? tsb> of course m> Like who? tsb> everyone m> What do they usually disguss? tsb> stuff m> LIKE WHAT!? tsb> I dont know stuff like....you m> They talk about me? tsb> no not really m> Umm, let's go to a movie. tsb> are you deaf? m> No, I just can't see very well. tsb> read this I AM 3 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU !!!!!! m> Yes, so you will actually go to the movie with me?! What time should I pick you up. I have a big back seat. tsb> You cant even drive yet. would you have your mommy drive us there? m> Hey, I'm only 13, but atleast I can get a date BIOTCH! m> /Q 6:34 pm Tue Jul 23, 1996 Recorded with user: Pimp Hacker Chat reason: None ------------------------------------ tsb> And you wonder why I think you're a moron. ;) m> I know, I admit, I'm a TOTAL moron for mixing up the numbers. You deserved to leave that message on my machine. [He kept calling and hanging up, so I called him back and left a message on his machine to the tune of 'Stop calling you fucking sand nigger!' -tsb] tsb> Heh heh heh. *69 works wonders. m> I thought you said you had a caller ID in your living room. tsb> I don't think I said that. I don't. m> Oh, anyways, LBH just called up my board, and I was just wondering if you could. I know that sounds annoying. tsb> Sure. m> You will!? tsb> Yeah. Just don't get impatient. remember I have to boot up winblows. m> Oh yeah, how long will that take exactly? tsb> 2 min, 12 secs, .15 m> Ahh, I will put on my stop watch then. m> :0 m> Ok, call. m> I mean, if you want. tsb> I will. m> Ok, don't want to boss you around or anything. tsb> I appreciate that. m> No prob. digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkne Date: 1:20 pm Thu Jul 25, 1996 Number : 1 of 2 From: Multiscan Base : Private Mail To : Craqhore Refer #: None Subj: Please read. Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local You are a SysOp? I'd like to know the number. Also, you told me that a lot of people hate me. You didn't tell me who. Also, to be honest and truthfull with you, the reason I bossed around and insulted SB was because I didn't know he had any relations with STD. If I had known that sooner, I would have treated him the way I treat all STD members, which is with respect and understanding. I think I've mellowed down because I am working on my board, and that I'm trying to become friends with SB. Anyways, see ya. -Multiscan [Ed note: He seemed to be way too hung up on STD. They didn't like him much, and he had the wrong impression of them in the first place. He seemed to think they were the coolest group of elite hackers. In truth, they were an art group that drew mediocre art. I'm friends with alot of the members, but I don't have 'relations' with them and I'm not a member. -tsb] Date: 6:47 pm Sat Jun 22, 1996 Number : 53 of 377 From: The Smiling Bandit Base : Private Mail To : Pimp Hacker Refer #: None Subj: Re: Do you do hard core hacking? Replies: None Stat: Deleted Origin : Local On 22 Jun 96 16:21, Pimp Hacker babbled incoherently to The Smiling Bandit: PH> Have you ever done any hard core hacking? If so, what? Please respond to PH> this! Thankx :-) Maybe, but after PH> HacK ThE PLaNeT! I'm not sure if you're quaified to learn the details. Sounds like someone saw _Hackers_ and decided that they were a hacker. -The Smiling Bandit Date: 9:53 pm Fri Jun 21, 1996 Number : 51 of 377 From: The Smiling Bandit Base : Private Mail To : Pimp Hacker Refer #: None Subj: Re: New User Application Replies: None Stat: Deleted Origin : Local On 21 Jun 96 18:06, Pimp Hacker babbled incoherently to The Smiling Bandit: PH> Hello, I am a new user to this system. I am EXTREMELY sorry for making tha PH> other account. That was a phake account. This is a REAL account. You can PH> call my number and see phor yourself. Anywayz, phor yearz I have been PH> hacking and I am currently werking on Microcenter Manufacturing. How long PH> does it take to validate my account? Please respond. Thank you.` No problem. I wasn't going to give your first account access until you changed you fone number for voice validation. I'll be calling ASAP. -The Smiling Bandit Date: 9:58 am Thu Jun 27, 1996 Number : 69 of 378 From: The Smiling Bandit Base : Private Mail To : Pimp Hacker Refer #: None Subj: Mother fucker... Replies: None Stat: Deleted Origin : Local Hey mother fucker, I don't apprecite you trying to hack my account. I've been trying to help you out, and to put it bluntly, so far, you're a moron. I've helped you set up you're board, I've even helped you with shit that any self repsecting computer user, especially one that THINKS he's ahacker should know how to do. And don't try to say that you didn't try to crack my board, I've got the caller-id info. Next time you try to crack someone's account, wait a little more after logging on as yourself to try to crack. Moron. I've taken you down from elite to normal user. One more strike and you're outta here. Not that I think you will stay with no elite access. -The Smiling Bandit Date: 5:48 pm Tue Jul 2, 1996 Number : 109 of 378 From: Pimp Hacker Base : Private Mail To : Ice Man Refer #: None Subj: Read Now! Replies: None Stat: Deleted Origin : Local First of all, I have 2 questions for you big guy. I was wondering if you had any Dial-Ups for the "703" area code. Second of all, do you actually like this bbs? I mean, haven't you ever heard of "Moral Decline" "Digital Psychosis" or "Hacker's Guild"? I mean, why would you ever want to be a SysOp of such a lame BBS? Please respond to BOTH questions. -Multiscan P.S. I have put up my own BBS called --=PimP CavernZ=-- It is A LOT better than this lame piece of shit and it always will be. I can't give YOU the number because me and this BBS are enemies. Doesn't mean I am enemies with The Smiling Bandit though. Actually, The Smiling Bandit helped me a little bit put up the board. Anyways, see ya! :-) [Ed note: Helped him a little bit? I gave him the software, added the fossil driver line to his config.sys, gave him a set of menus, and helped him set up his file and message bases. BTW, as for the Pimp Caverns vs. Digital Darkness fight, apparently I won, because he was so afraid of someone from my board hacking his that he put it up for a grand total of about 15 minutes. -tsb] Date: 5:22 pm Mon Jul 15, 1996 Number : 177 of 378 From: Pimp Hacker Base : Private Mail To : Megabyte Refer #: None Subj: YOU ARE EXTREMELY DUMB! Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IF YOU JOIN THIS BBS!!! FIRST OF ALL, ALL NEW USERS GET THEIR DRIVES FORMATTED BY THE SMILING BANDIT BY EITHER A VIRUS, OR HE SOME HOW DOES IT. I REPEAT, DO NOT LOG ON TO THIS SYSTEM ANYMORE!!!!!! IF YOU DO, YOU ARE FUCKED! -MULTISCAN [Ed note: At least he's creative... -tsb] Date: 10:30 am Tue Jul 16, 1996 Number : 182 of 378 From: Pimp Hacker Base : Private Mail To : Megabyte Refer #: None Subj: It's me again. Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local Listen, no matter what you do, YOU ARE FUCKED! I'm telling you this for your own sake. Wait a sec, where do you live? [Ed note: Now he's hitting on HIM... -tsb] Date: 11:11 am Tue Jul 16, 1996 Number : 185 of 378 From: Pimp Hacker Base : Private Mail To : The Smiling Bandit Refer #: None Subj: I KNOW YOU ARE HERE! Replies: None Stat: Deleted Origin : Local I KNOW YOU ARE HERE BANDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE WHAT I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!! SO FUCK YOU BITCH! [Ed note: Somehow I doubt it's that important. He seems to think that cussing makes him sound grown up. -tsb] Date: 2:23 pm Tue Jul 16, 1996 Number : 192 of 378 From: Pimp Hacker Base : Private Mail To : Megabyte Refer #: None Subj: Ummm, hello, or something. Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local Are YOU asking ME if I'm a hacker? I'M THE BEST THERE IS!!!!! Any REAL hacker would NEVER hang out on this board. Why would you want to be validated? This board suckz cow ass! Ummmm, are you a cracker? -Multiscan [Ed note: He claims to be the best hacker there is, and then immediately says that no REAL hacker would hang out on my board. Why he was on it if he was so good remains to be seen. -tsb] digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkness_digitaldarkne An intimate interview with Multiscan To prove that he is the motherfucker he appears to be Done on Multi's board PiMp CaVeRnZ cleaned up by Craqhore M: Dude, why did you hang up on me? C:This is Craqhore M:Really? Umm, hi ya doin? C:I am not pleased with your anti-semitic comments on Digital Darkness. M:Well, umm, I'm not a Nazi or anything. I just said that this country is runned by Jewish people. C:First of all, stop typing umm this is a computer not your shitty little prepubecsent voice box. second, i don't think you are a nazi, nazis have influence. YOU have B.O. M:Who's Bo? C:Body Odor you prick. M:First of all, I don't think you are Craqhore because