well, maybe I don't "look the part".  i'm not "felt". i don't look
"comfortable on camera".  i'm not "savvy".  i don't "understand what's
going on in the news".  i'm not "likeable".  i don't "get along with
people".  when I go to work, i don't "make eye contact".  i guess i
don't "fit the mold".  i don't "wear the latest clothes" or "even ones
that don't reek".  i don't "change my underwear".  i'm not "buff".  i
don't have "firm breasts".  i don't "exercise" and when i do sweat i
don't "shower" afterwards.  i'm not "spick and span".  i don't "clean
the area between my crotch and legs".  but for the time being i guess
the network "enforcers" are opting for my approach until joe consumer
tells them he'd rather get his two cents from commentators who don't
"make babies cry" or don't "drink maple syrup straight from the
bottle" and don't "leave old dried up deodorant cakes under their arms
for weeks of a time".

well, maybe i'm not "the norm".  i'm not "camera friendly".  i don't
"wear clothes that fit me".  i'm not a "heart-breaker".  i haven't had
"sex with a woman".  i don't know "how that works".  i guess i don't
"fall in line."