Star Wars stuff - from Vian. %% It's an older code sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them. Imperial Lackey to commander as Millenium Falcon approaches Death Star %% I find your lack of faith disturbing.... - Darth Vader %% I think my sight's improving. Before I could only see a dark blur, now I can see a light blur. - C3P0 (?) %% You...and like your father...are now...MINE. - Darth Vader to Luke. %% No...there is another. - Darth Vader %% And these blast points -- too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise. - Ben Kenobi to Luke %% Oota goota, Solo? Soam peetalay. EE mal-a-tran tee-tachma geekeetna. - Greeto (Bounty Hunter) to Han Solo %% And now, young Skywalker...you will die.... - yet another Imperial character with ambitions %% Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here...now...thank you. How are you? - Han Solo. %% You may fire when ready. - Imperial Commander on Death Star %% The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. - Darth Vader %% I am NOT a committee! - C3P0 (?) %% ...I'm terribly sorry.... - C3P0 %% We're doomed! - C3P0 %% Oh, listen to them, Artoo; they're dying! - C3P0 %% R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer. - C3P0 %% But I was going to go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters! - Luke Skywalker to his Uncle %% You came in THAT thing? You're braver than I thought. - Leia to Luke on the Death Star %% What an incredible SMELL you've discovered! - Han Solo %% You don't have to do this to impress me. - Leia %% You rebel *scum*. - Another Imperial commander with ambition %% My eye! My eye! Somebody, help me! OOOoooOOOOoooOOOooohhhhhhh!! .-) - C3P0 %% Can someone get this walking carpet out of my way? - C3P0 %% No reward is worth this. - Han Solo %% That's impossible, even with a computer! - Rebel fighters response to briefing the attack on the death star %% Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. - Han Solo to Luke %% Artoo, you're playing the wrong message! - C3P0 %% I got him! I got him!! - Luke Skywalker defending the ' Falcon. %% Great shot kid. Don't get cocky! - Han Solo to Luke. %% And you said it would be pretty down here. - C3P0 %% Artoo, it worked! I knew you could do it! - C3P0 %% I have decided that we shall stay here. - C3P0 %% Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool that follows him? - ? %% Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. - Han Solo. %% 3PO! You tell that worm ridden piece of filth he'll get no such pleasure from us! ...... Right...? - Skywalker %% Apology accepted, Captain Needa. - Han Solo %% Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force. - Darth Vader to Imperial Commander %% Mos Eisley Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. - Ben Kenobi to Luke %% Do or do not. There is no try. - Ben Kenobi %% Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things! Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive! - Han Solo %% There's no mystical force that controls MY destiny. - Han Solo %% Of course Artoo has been known to make mistakes...from time to time.... - C3P0 %% If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine! - Ben Kenobi %% I dunno, I can *imagine* quite a bit. - ? %% Leia "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie." Solo "I can arrange that!" %% Bounty Hunter "Kreesh naa krenko". Solo "Yeah, I'll bet you have". %% Laugh it up, fuzzball. - Solo to Chewie %% Never tell me the odds! - Solo %% Keep your distance though, Chewie...but don't LOOK like your tryin' to keep your distance. I don't know...fly casual. - Solo %% But *sir*, the odds of surviving a direct assault on an Imperial Stardestroyer-- SHUT UP! - C3P0 to Han Solo %% Han "Lock the door." Leia "And *HOPE* they don't have blasters." %% ...That isn't very reassuring. - Leia %% Luke "I don't believe it!" Kenobi "That is why you fail." %% Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! - Han Solo %% Get in there, you big hairy oaf! ...I don't care what you smell, get in! - Han Solo %% Hurry up, goldenrod! You're going to become a permanent resident! - Han Solo %% Well, one thing's for sure: we're all going to be a lot thinner! - Han Solo %% And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside. - Han Solo %% That's cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that. - Han Solo %% I have a new strategy, Artoo. Let the Wookie win. - C3P0 %% Han "I don't know. You think a princess and a guy like me..." Leia "No." %% Hey...it's me. - Han Solo %% Wait! I thought you were blind! - Luke %% Trust me! - ? %% Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? - Leia to Luke during first rescue. %% I'm sitting here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur! ROTJ: Han -- Just after being released from the carbonite. %% I love you. ESB: Leia & Han--When Han is being lowered into the deep freeze. ROTJ:Han & Leia--When Leia, wounded by a blaster shot, pulls out a blaster, ready to shoot a stormtrooper. %% I've got a bad feeling about this. This quote appears six times.... SW: Han -- In the trash compactor, right before it starts to compress. ESB: Leia -- Walking around in the belly of the asteroid-creature, before it starts to shake real bad. ROTJ: C3PO -- Walking into Jabba's place, right before they cut to Jabba for the first time. ROTJ: Han -- When the Ewoks are about to serve him up as a banquet for C3PO. ROTJ: Lando -- After hearing the Imperial Fleet was being deployed. %% That's no moon. It's a space station! SW: Luke -- right when the Falcon is approaching the Death Star for the first time (after %% Here's Greedo's notable speech to Han Solo, in SW: G: Oota-goota, Solo? [Going somewhere, Solo?] H:...... G: Soam peeta-lay, [It's too late. EE mal-ai tran tee-tachk-ma You should have paid him when gee-ghkeet'na. you had the chance.] H:...... G: Jabba wa-neen-chi chko-ka [Jabba's put a price on your head so a noo-ee shah-nee trai-tran-a-ee large every bounty hunter in the wan-ya rooska. heh heh heh galaxy will be looking for you.hehe] H:...... G: Chaski nya wich-yootzoo. [I'm lucky I found you first.] H:...... G: El chai-ya chkoolka in-tai [If you give it to me I might forget cool-a-coo-soo-a. I found you.] H:...... G: (interupting) Tsee-na hai chee-kee! [Jabba's through with you!] H:...... G: So chkool ROOL ya pool ya-ya ool-ra [He has no use for smugglers who si pachki chka coo-shoo-koo poo-yoo-wa drop their shipments at the first twee-pee. sign of an Imperial cruiser.] H:...... G: KTRA! Jabba POO pa coom-PAK ni [You can tell that to Jabba; he may ACHKat AN-pa! only take your ship!] H:...... G: Oochlay yoo-ma... [That's the idea...] H:...... G: Chess bookoo-too ta chkeest-a [I've been looking forward to this CHKREN-ko, ya ol-chka. for a long time.] H:...... (insert blaster fire and one dead bounty hunter) %%