Seminars for Men/Women.
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    GE101:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
-- Seminars for women.
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    GE102:  Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
-- Seminars for women.
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    GE103:  How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
-- Seminars for women.
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    GE104:  How to Parallel Park
-- Seminars for women.
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    GE105:  Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
-- Seminars for women.
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    GE106:  Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
-- Seminars for women.
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    GE107:  Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
-- Seminars for women.
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    HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely
-- Seminars for women.
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    HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
-- Seminars for women.
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    HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
-- Seminars for women.
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    HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
-- Seminars for women.
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    HE102:  How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How
	    to Cut Credit Cards in Half")
-- Seminars for women.
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    HE103:  Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How
	    Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
-- Seminars for women.
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    IR101:  How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
-- Seminars for women.
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    IR102:  Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy
	    Watching Roller Derby
-- Seminars for women.
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    IR103:  Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
-- Seminars for women.
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    IR104:  Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
-- Seminars for women.
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    IR105:  Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your
	    Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
-- Seminars for women.
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    IR106:  Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials
	    (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator'
	    is REALLY For!")
-- Seminars for women.
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    SE101a: How to Say "Yes"
-- Seminars for women.
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    SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
-- Seminars for women.
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    SE102:  Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
-- Seminars for women.
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    SE103:  Who Belongs on Top and Why
-- Seminars for women.
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    SE104:  Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
-- Seminars for women.
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    SE105:  Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month"
	    (formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm")
-- Seminars for women.
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    SE106:  Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)
-- Seminars for women.
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1.  Combatting Stupidity
-- Seminars for men.
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2.  You Can Do Housework Too
-- Seminars for men.
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3.  PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
-- Seminars for men.
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4.  How to Fill an Ice Tray
-- Seminars for men.
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5.  We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas.  GIVE US MONEY.
-- Seminars for men.
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6.  Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am
-- Seminars for men.
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7.  Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks")
-- Seminars for men.
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8.  Parenting - No, it Doesn't End with Conception.
-- Seminars for men.
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9.  How not to Act like an Ass, When you are Obviously Wrong
-- Seminars for men.
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10.  Get a Life - Learn to Cook.
-- Seminars for men.
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11.  Spelling - Even you can get it right
-- Seminars for men.
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12.  You - The Weaker Sex
-- Seminars for men.
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13.  Reasons to give Flowers
-- Seminars for men.
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14.  How to stay awake after sex
-- Seminars for men.
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15.  Why it is Unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the Washroom
-- Seminars for men.
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16.  Garbage - Getting it to the Curb.
-- Seminars for men.
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17.  #101 - You Can Fall Asleep With Out It - If You Really Try
     #102 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
-- Seminars for men.
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18.  I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
-- Seminars for men.
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19.  How to put the toilet lid down (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")
-- Seminars for men.
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20.  Give me a Break - Why we know your excuses are B.S.
-- Seminars for men.
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21.  The Weekend and Sports are not Synonymous
-- Seminars for men.
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22.  How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost
-- Seminars for men.
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23.  The Remote Control - Overcoming your Dependency
-- Seminars for men.
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24.  Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
-- Seminars for men.
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25.  Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
-- Seminars for men.
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26.  Changing your Underwear - It Really Works
-- Seminars for men.
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27.  How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
-- Seminars for men.
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28.  You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
-- Seminars for men.
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29.  Male Bonding - Leaving your Friends at Home
-- Seminars for men.
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30.  Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary
-- Seminars for men.
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31.  The Attainable Goal - Omitting ]@#$&$ From Your Vocabulary
-- Seminars for men.
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32.  Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
-- Seminars for men.
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"The Modern Man's Guide to Understanding His Wife" 
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You want                <==>        You want
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We need                <==>    I want
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It's your decision        <==>    The right decision should be obvious by now
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Do what you want        <==>        You'll pay for this later
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We need to talk        <==>        I need to complain
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Sure,... go ahead        <==>        I don't want you to
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I'm hungry          <==>        (a) Make me something to eat
                                (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together
                                    your last $$, and go drive across town
                                    and get me something to eat. ... I don't 
                                    care if what you are doing is important.
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I'm not upset                <==>    Of course I'm upset, you moron
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You're,... so manly        <==>        You need a shave and you sweat a lot
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You're certainly attentive tonight <=>  Is sex all you ever think about?
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I'm not emotional!  And I'm not over-reacting! <==>    I'm having my period
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Be romantic, turn out the lights. <==>   I have flabby thighs
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This kitchen is so inconvenient <==>         I want a new house
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The car is empty        <==>        Go fill it up
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The trash is full        <==>        Take it out
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The dog is barking  <==>   Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong
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I want new curtains  <==>   and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
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I need wedding shoes <==>    the other 40 pair are the wrong shade of white
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Hang the picture there <==>      NO! I mean hang it there!
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I heard a noise        <==>      I noticed you were almost asleep
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Do you love me?        <==>      I'm going to ask for something expensive
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How much do you love me? <==> I did something today you're really not going 
                              to like
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In answer to "What's Wrong?"
Nothing                <==>        Everything
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In answer to "What's Wrong?"
Everything                <==>        My PMS is acting up
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In answer to "What's Wrong?"
Nothing, really        <==>        It's just that you're such an asshole
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In answer to "What's Wrong?"
I don't want to talk  right now <==>  Go away, I'm still building up steam.
 -- "The Modern Man's Guide to Understanding His Wife"
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